Ivy Leaguers Gifts

"On this very sad occasion - and on all occasions - I’d like to remind everyone that I graduated from Harvard."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

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Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

Yale shadow

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"

Harvard Waiting List

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'

'The teacher gave me a 'B' for coloring outside the lines. At this rate, I'll never get into Harvard!'

"I'm going to Princeton!"

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Soccer Uniforms

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

Brown - But My First Choice Was Yale.

"I went to a school is Boston."

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

'I want the contents of that bottle checked!'

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

'Don't be afraid of the ball, son!'

'Perfect, Lance! You couldn't be preppier!'

"We're lucky the Peace Corps sent us a Princeton man."