Ivy Leaguers Pillows

"On this very sad occasion - and on all occasions - I’d like to remind everyone that I graduated from Harvard."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

Yale shadow

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

'The teacher gave me a 'B' for coloring outside the lines. At this rate, I'll never get into Harvard!'

"I'm going to Princeton!"

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Soccer Uniforms

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

Brown - But My First Choice Was Yale.

"I went to a school is Boston."

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

'I want the contents of that bottle checked!'

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

'Perfect, Lance! You couldn't be preppier!'

'Don't be afraid of the ball, son!'

"We're lucky the Peace Corps sent us a Princeton man."

A lawyer is addressed by the judge in court - 'Seven years of Law at Harvard and the best you can do is 'liar, liar, pants on fire?!'...'