Ivy League Enthusiasts Gifts

A lawyer is addressed by the judge in court - 'Seven years of Law at Harvard and the best you can do is 'liar, liar, pants on fire?!'...'

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

Harvard Waiting List

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

Baseball Dreams

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

'We're doing everything we can to police ourselves on steroids.'

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

Yale shadow

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

Sportsmanship

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

Thanks to the amazing new Zap-a-Slacker, parents are able to send a mild electrical current to their daydreamy Little Leaguers.

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

"I never knew you could have so much fun with a global debt bubble."

Bumper Sticker Show Off.

"I'm going to Princeton!"

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'

Soccer Uniforms

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

Brown - But My First Choice Was Yale.