Ivy League Aficionado Gifts

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

'We're doing everything we can to police ourselves on steroids.'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

Yale shadow

Sportsmanship

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

Harvard Waiting List

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

Volleycat.

"I'm going to Princeton!"

Soccer Uniforms

Bumper Sticker Show Off.

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

Brown - But My First Choice Was Yale.

"I went to a school is Boston."

Fantasy Football League.

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."