Ivy League Enthusiast Gifts

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"We're lucky the Peace Corps sent us a Princeton man."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"Good evening. I'm George Graham, Harvard '71. I have an A.B. cum laude in physics, and I can recommend the roast duck unreservedly."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

Baseball Dreams

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'We're doing everything we can to police ourselves on steroids.'

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

Yale shadow

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

Sportsmanship

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"

Harvard Waiting List

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

Thanks to the amazing new Zap-a-Slacker, parents are able to send a mild electrical current to their daydreamy Little Leaguers.

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

'The teacher gave me a 'B' for coloring outside the lines. At this rate, I'll never get into Harvard!'

Soccer Uniforms

Bumper Sticker Show Off.

"I'm going to Princeton!"

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

Brown - But My First Choice Was Yale.