Ivy League Enthusiast Gifts

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"We're lucky the Peace Corps sent us a Princeton man."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"Good evening. I'm George Graham, Harvard '71. I have an A.B. cum laude in physics, and I can recommend the roast duck unreservedly."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

Baseball Dreams

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

Yale shadow

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

Sportsmanship

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

'The teacher gave me a 'B' for coloring outside the lines. At this rate, I'll never get into Harvard!'

"I'm going to Princeton!"

Soccer Uniforms

Bumper Sticker Show Off.

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

Brown - But My First Choice Was Yale.

"I went to a school is Boston."

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

'These are my rookie cards.'

Grim Reaper calling on The Premiership

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'