Ivy League Admirer Gifts

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Beats me. They put up the sign and went to their panic room."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'I'm Bored'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Moses' TV guide.

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"That was just a warning shot. Now get out of my office and get back to work. Next time you won't be so lucky."

Freddie's water