Ivy League Fans Gifts

Bumper Sticker Show Off.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

Baseball Dreams

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

Yale shadow

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

'A good, but not a grand slam!'

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Mohamed Salah

Harvard Waiting List

'Dude, I thought you said they would be topless!'

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

"I'm going to Princeton!"

Soccer Uniforms

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

Brown - But My First Choice Was Yale.

"I went to a school is Boston."

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

Cat-hamster volleyball