Ivy League Fan Gifts

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

'Perfect, Lance! You couldn't be preppier!'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

Baseball Dreams

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

Yale shadow

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

Harvard Waiting List

'Dude, I thought you said they would be topless!'

Mohamed Salah

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

Bumper Sticker Show Off.

"I'm going to Princeton!"

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'

Soccer Uniforms

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

Brown - But My First Choice Was Yale.

"I went to a school is Boston."

Cat-hamster volleyball