Ivy League Fan T-Shirts

'Perfect, Lance! You couldn't be preppier!'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

Baseball Dreams

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

Yale shadow

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

'Dude, I thought you said they would be topless!'

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

Bumper Sticker Show Off.

Soccer Uniforms

"I'm going to Princeton!"

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

Brown - But My First Choice Was Yale.

"I went to a school is Boston."

Grim Reaper calling on The Premiership

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."