Ivy League Alum T-Shirts

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

Yale shadow

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

"Dad, I hold a professorship, in poetry at Harvard. I'm widely published. I'm well off. I'll retire in three years. The odds of me going into medicine at this point are slim to none."

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

Soccer Uniforms

'The teacher gave me a 'B' for coloring outside the lines. At this rate, I'll never get into Harvard!'

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"I'm going to Princeton!"

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

Brown - But My First Choice Was Yale.

"I went to a school is Boston."

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

'I want the contents of that bottle checked!'

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

"Someone must have read about me in the financial pages. My college alumni fund in contacting me twice a week."

"You have to at least try, Timmy. Your father built you a participation trophy case."

'Perfect, Lance! You couldn't be preppier!'

A lawyer is addressed by the judge in court - 'Seven years of Law at Harvard and the best you can do is 'liar, liar, pants on fire?!'...'