Ivy League Enthusiasts T-Shirts

A lawyer is addressed by the judge in court - 'Seven years of Law at Harvard and the best you can do is 'liar, liar, pants on fire?!'...'

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Baseball Dreams

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

Yale shadow

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

Sportsmanship

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

"I never knew you could have so much fun with a global debt bubble."

Bumper Sticker Show Off.

"I'm going to Princeton!"

Soccer Uniforms

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

Brown - But My First Choice Was Yale.

"I went to a school is Boston."

'These are my rookie cards.'

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'