Ivy Admirers T-Shirts

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'The penguin is upset...'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

Babe in the woods!

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Polly Clinic.

'We were matched by computer.'

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"What do you mean you don't think I'm the father?!"

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.

Alan Turing

'Polly wants on-line.'

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

'Let me not answer your question this way...'

"This won best award show last year."

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"

Fear of Flying Workshops