Ivy Admirers Pillows

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

'The penguin is upset...'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

Babe in the woods!

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

'We were matched by computer.'

Polly Clinic.

"What do you mean you don't think I'm the father?!"

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

I won't share credit for our invention of a truth serum, because I've always hated you and your homely family.

Alan Turing

'Polly wants on-line.'

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

'Let me not answer your question this way...'

"This won best award show last year."

Fear of Flying Workshops