Ivy League Aficionado Mugs

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

Yale shadow

Sportsmanship

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

Volleycat.

Soccer Uniforms

"I'm going to Princeton!"

Bumper Sticker Show Off.

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

Brown - But My First Choice Was Yale.

"I went to a school is Boston."

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

Fantasy Football League.

'These are my rookie cards.'

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

'Perfect, Lance! You couldn't be preppier!'