Italian Beer Gifts

Birra Moretti

Tartine

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Under pressure.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Beer Stall

Beers

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

Panettone

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'