Italian Beer Prints

Birra Moretti

Tartine

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Under pressure.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Beer Stall

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beers

Joined at the hipster.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Panettone

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"