Beer Gifts

The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men...

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

"Men's brains are heavier than women's brains!"

"Bad Dog"

Some say this glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. . . If you're Irish you say. . . are you going to finish that?

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Mine Host.

'There's just nothing like a traditional English pub is there?'

'Your Dad's a jerk.'

'What's with the beer?'

'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'We're lucky. This stream could be next to a paper mill instead of a brewery.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

Naked Morris Dancers.

'Look, if the brewery were using genetically modified hops in their beer, don't you think I'd be the first to know about it?'

Death: I don't have to worry about work/life balance.

Just add water.

Nerdville: the beer coaster project.

Share The Fantasy!

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

Cricketer drops his glass as it slips through his fingers.

"What beer to go with the curry sir?" "PLENTY!"

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

"You have to know how to work the machine."

Beer Parasol.

Bottle Time

'Forty beers please, oh, and if a woman called Beau Peep calls, tell her you never saw us.'

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

Beer Lover.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'