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The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men...

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

"Men's brains are heavier than women's brains!"

"Bad Dog"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Some say this glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. . . If you're Irish you say. . . are you going to finish that?

Mine Host.

'There's just nothing like a traditional English pub is there?'

'Your Dad's a jerk.'

'What's with the beer?'

'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'We're lucky. This stream could be next to a paper mill instead of a brewery.'

'No Ken. Watching football and drinking beer at the same time is NOT multi-tasking!'

Death: I don't have to worry about work/life balance.

Naked Morris Dancers.

'Look, if the brewery were using genetically modified hops in their beer, don't you think I'd be the first to know about it?'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

Just add water.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Share The Fantasy!

Nerdville: the beer coaster project.

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

Cricketer drops his glass as it slips through his fingers.

"What beer to go with the curry sir?" "PLENTY!"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

'Forty beers please, oh, and if a woman called Beau Peep calls, tell her you never saw us.'

'I thought you weren't feeling good.' 'The doctor told me to push the liquids.'

Beer Parasol.

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

Bottle Time