Beer Tasting T-Shirts

"Another round?"

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

Landlord checking money, Customer checking ale

Cool bulls.

"It looks like beer could ward off Alzheimer's."

Germany.

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"The beer should be cold in two hours."

"Oh come of it, Christopher, The world is flat, the beer is flat..."

'To do this job effectively, you've got to be well educated I speak Heineken, Beck's, Guinness, Stella Artois, Tuborg,,,'

Lobes of the Brain.

Ein-Stein

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Healthy man next to fat man.

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'Drink up, Helmut...'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

My first mistake.

"IPAs, Crafts and Ales ... oh my!"

Pump with 'I can't believe it's not bitter'. 'It's our new non-alcoholic beer.'

"I'm Only here for the beer!"

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

'The price of beer must have gone up again.'

'Just a tad more hops.'

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

Just the one...

"Don't over think it. Just go with your beer gut."

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

How to recognize a German tourist...

'And I'm'm not coming out of there 'til I'm amber!'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

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