Beverage Tasting T-Shirts

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

TASTES LIKE... Bob's Buffalo Chicken

"Still sparkling"

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I know it's gassy...'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Happy thoughts

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Just the one...

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"