Beverage Tasting Prints

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

TASTES LIKE... Bob's Buffalo Chicken

Good, huh? I grind my own cocoa beans.

"Still sparkling"

'So that's why they use the Dutch flag colours...it's flat!' (Pepsi logo on vending machine)

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Little tart?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'I know it's gassy...'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Happy thoughts

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk