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"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"That's Beethoven's 9th, I reckon he's had enough!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Honestly, it's not what you think. Mostly it's just a seemingly never-ending series of pointless tasks - but at the end of it you get to sit down in front of a TV with a beer."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Happy thoughts

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Just the one...

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Bottle Distillery

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'