Beer Taster Mugs

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"That's Beethoven's 9th, I reckon he's had enough!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Honestly, it's not what you think. Mostly it's just a seemingly never-ending series of pointless tasks - but at the end of it you get to sit down in front of a TV with a beer."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Best Before 5th Pint.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Happy thoughts

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Just the one...

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'