Irs Commentator Gifts

'The IRS says to keep the eight million dollar refund check. It'd cost more than that to correct the mistake.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"I think we have run out of time..."

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Ukraine Crisis

Chinese stock market

'Cartoonist thinking'

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

Tree of Public Opinion.

The bailout.

Unconditional Surrender

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Sir Patrick Moore.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

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