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'The IRS says to keep the eight million dollar refund check. It'd cost more than that to correct the mistake.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'Cartoonist thinking'

Chinese stock market

Ukraine Crisis

How Glaciations Begin

Spanish bank needs propping up.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Tree of Public Opinion.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

The bailout.

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

And now, for a rebuttal.

Pundits