Irs Critic Pillows

I.R.S. - Looters will be hired.

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Whistler's father.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Can you hear me now?"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

A Man of Faith

Supremacist Court

"We all agree it's a great resume, but I'm afraid our computer doesn't like you!"

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

"But is it art?"

Big oil.

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

"It stands for 'North American Free Lunch Agreement' "

Introducing...The Smart-Ass Phone

"Even if you and your friends do drink to each other's health, you can't use your bar tab for a medical expense."

Barrett - rushed majority

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar."