Irs Critic Gifts

I.R.S. - Looters will be hired.

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Can you hear me now?"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

Supremacist Court

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

"We all agree it's a great resume, but I'm afraid our computer doesn't like you!"

The End is Near art gallery opening.

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

Big oil.

"But is it art?"

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

"It stands for 'North American Free Lunch Agreement' "

Introducing...The Smart-Ass Phone

"Even if you and your friends do drink to each other's health, you can't use your bar tab for a medical expense."

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

Income Tax Return

Barrett - rushed majority

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar."