Ironclad Realist Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the unwavering nature of an ironclad realist? Our collection offers clever and charming items that celebrate their practical mindset and realistic outlook, all with a touch of humor and personality. These thoughtful gifts are designed to inspire and amuse anyone who values steadfast realism and a no-nonsense attitude in a fun, artistic way.

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"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

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Characters jumping out of a book. mockup

Characters jumping out of a book.

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"I'm actually pretty ready for bed." mockup

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

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"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well." mockup

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

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Bathroom Fairy

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery." mockup

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

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'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.' mockup

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery. mockup

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...' mockup

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

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'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!' mockup

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

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"Now that's power."

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"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle." mockup

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

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'There, but for the grace of an ironclad contract go I.'

'There, but for the grace of an ironclad contract go I.' mockup

'There, but for the grace of an ironclad contract go I.'

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'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?' mockup

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

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"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish." mockup

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

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Self raising Lazarus.

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"So ... taking that nap during my performance review was a very bad idea."

"So ... taking that nap during my performance review was a very bad idea." mockup

"So ... taking that nap during my performance review was a very bad idea."

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'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.' mockup

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

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"That's Terri and Kip. . . our Imaginators. And over here is Al. He's our Get-real-inator."

"That's Terri and Kip. . . our Imaginators. And over here is Al. He's our Get-real-inator." mockup

"That's Terri and Kip. . . our Imaginators. And over here is Al. He's our Get-real-inator."

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Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City mockup

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

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Genius.

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'Of course you realize; Grizwell's now honor bound to give us the raise we've asked for.'

'Of course you realize; Grizwell's now honor bound to give us the raise we've asked for.' mockup

'Of course you realize; Grizwell's now honor bound to give us the raise we've asked for.'

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"Nope, Genies come in lamps. What usually washes ashore is garbage, sewage, medical waste and an occasional litigator."

"Nope, Genies come in lamps. What usually washes ashore is garbage, sewage, medical waste and an occasional litigator." mockup

"Nope, Genies come in lamps. What usually washes ashore is garbage, sewage, medical waste and an occasional litigator."

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'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!' mockup

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

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'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.'

'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.' mockup

'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.'

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Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair. mockup

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

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'I can grant you 3 wishes, but I'm not responsible for the tax ramifications.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes, but I'm not responsible for the tax ramifications.' mockup

'I can grant you 3 wishes, but I'm not responsible for the tax ramifications.'

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'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!' mockup

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

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Witch uses her broomstick as a washing line.

Witch uses her broomstick as a washing line. mockup

Witch uses her broomstick as a washing line.

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Something happened to the cows... mockup

Something happened to the cows...

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Ironclad Realist Gifts Collection

Ironclad Realist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs filled with clever quotes and designs that celebrate the ironclad realist's practical outlook—perfect for their morning routine.

Ironclad Realist Pillows

Add some personality to your space with pillows that showcase the steadfast and witty spirit of the ironclad realist—comfort with attitude.

Ironclad Realist Prints

Decorate your walls with prints that honor the honest and practical worldview of the ironclad realist—bold designs for bold perspectives.

Ironclad Realist T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that speak directly to the ironclad realist—fun, witty, and ideal for those who see the world with a clear and practical perspective.