Ironing Iconoclast Gifts

"They're comfortable."

Ironing day.

"I see the downsizing continues."

Had enough of the box.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Phizby, your can't do attitude has really cut down on screw-ups around here. Keep up the good work!"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Bad Influence of TV

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Long suffering cricket wife

Self raising Lazarus.

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

Punks get old.

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

The Death of Venus

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

'I gotta go, Jezebel. My soap is coming on: 'Nine Lives to Live'!'

'Outré!'

Indian Ironing Teepee.

"It'll keep him busy while we discuss his faults."

Man arrives at fancy ball in snow shoes and canadian dress