Iconoclast Enthusiast Gifts

'I refuse to be pigeonholed.'

"They're comfortable."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Had enough of the box.

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Bad Influence of TV

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Self raising Lazarus.

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

Therapists to watch out for: 'How long have you had this unnatural fear of wolves?'

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

Punks get old.

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'I couldn't get the cap off the prescription bottle. What did you die of?'

"Look, a plastic punk!!"

"This still life is an example of the use of irony in postmodern art."

"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

'Dress code?'

"Damn it, Hollister, you're totally ruining casual Friday."