Interview Iconoclast Gifts

"Previous job, babysitter. What made you leave?"

"They're comfortable."

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

Had enough of the box.

'Cat job interviews.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Bad Influence of TV

Self raising Lazarus.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

Punks get old.

"And what have you done besides this seasonal job in toy manufacturing?"

"Good interview, Barnes. The crying, begging and pandering were a nice tough."

'I'd like to be the first to welcome you to the company but I've decided not to hire you.'

'I'm sorry Mr. Pringle, you failed the acid test.'

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

'I can't offer you the job, but I would hire someone LIKE you.'

Sid & Nancy & Scott

"The first thing on my bucket list would be the complete eradication of the term bucket list."

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

'Outré!'

"Damn it, Hollister, you're totally ruining casual Friday."