Interview Iconoclast Mugs

"Previous job, babysitter. What made you leave?"

"They're comfortable."

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

Had enough of the box.

'Cat job interviews.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Bad Influence of TV

Self raising Lazarus.

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

"I don't see your Zodiac sign anywhere on your resume."

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

Punks get old.

"And what have you done besides this seasonal job in toy manufacturing?"

"Good interview, Barnes. The crying, begging and pandering were a nice tough."

'I'd like to be the first to welcome you to the company but I've decided not to hire you.'

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

'I'm sorry Mr. Pringle, you failed the acid test.'

"This still life is an example of the use of irony in postmodern art."

'I can't offer you the job, but I would hire someone LIKE you.'

'Dress code?'

Utter horror. Sadie has become a Youtube star. Get outta here. I shot video of her ranting about her hatred of technology and posted it on Youtube. People love it. They can't get enough. She's being treated like a celebrity. An autograph please, and can you curse my laptop? I feel so alive.

Sid & Nancy & Scott

'I thought you'd be a shoo-in since you got the interview through monster.com.'

'Outré!'

"Damn it, Hollister, you're totally ruining casual Friday."