Iconoclast Gifts

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

Lad's Mag Weekly.

'It's better to work for yourself in Hell than to work for someone else in Heaven.'

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

Christmas Trees of the Stars: Richard Dawkins.

Bad Influence of TV

"They're comfortable."

Had enough of the box.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'There, but for the grace of an ironclad contract go I.'

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Self raising Lazarus.

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

Punks get old.

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

"Damn it, Hollister, you're totally ruining casual Friday."

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

"The first thing on my bucket list would be the complete eradication of the term bucket list."

Sid & Nancy & Scott

'Outré!'

Man arrives at fancy ball in snow shoes and canadian dress

"Done."

'I was going to have a breast enlargement but you know how I like to be different.'

Sharks surround the White House

Interior of the Turret of the Monitor Montauk- Rifled Shell Gun Left, Cannon Right