Iconoclast Gifts

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

Lad's Mag Weekly.

'It's better to work for yourself in Hell than to work for someone else in Heaven.'

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

Christmas Trees of the Stars: Richard Dawkins.

Bad Influence of TV

"They're comfortable."

Had enough of the box.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'There, but for the grace of an ironclad contract go I.'

Self raising Lazarus.

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

Punks get old.

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

"This still life is an example of the use of irony in postmodern art."

'Dress code?'

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

"The first thing on my bucket list would be the complete eradication of the term bucket list."

Utter horror. Sadie has become a Youtube star. Get outta here. I shot video of her ranting about her hatred of technology and posted it on Youtube. People love it. They can't get enough. She's being treated like a celebrity. An autograph please, and can you curse my laptop? I feel so alive.

Sid & Nancy & Scott

'Outré!'

Man arrives at fancy ball in snow shoes and canadian dress

"Damn it, Hollister, you're totally ruining casual Friday."