List Iconoclast Gifts

"The first thing on my bucket list would be the complete eradication of the term bucket list."

"They're comfortable."

Had enough of the box.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Self raising Lazarus.

Bad Influence of TV

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

Punks get old.

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

New Year's Resolutions...

"This still life is an example of the use of irony in postmodern art."

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

'Dress code?'

Sid & Nancy & Scott

Utter horror. Sadie has become a Youtube star. Get outta here. I shot video of her ranting about her hatred of technology and posted it on Youtube. People love it. They can't get enough. She's being treated like a celebrity. An autograph please, and can you curse my laptop? I feel so alive.

'Outré!'

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

Man arrives at fancy ball in snow shoes and canadian dress

"Damn it, Hollister, you're totally ruining casual Friday."

'It's better to work for yourself in Hell than to work for someone else in Heaven.'

'I was going to have a breast enlargement but you know how I like to be different.'