Beauty Iconoclast Gifts

'I was going to have a breast enlargement but you know how I like to be different.'

"They're comfortable."

Had enough of the box.

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Bad Influence of TV

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Self raising Lazarus.

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

Beauty Shop

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

Punks get old.

"Make me look like this."

"This still life is an example of the use of irony in postmodern art."

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

'Dress code?'

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

Utter horror. Sadie has become a Youtube star. Get outta here. I shot video of her ranting about her hatred of technology and posted it on Youtube. People love it. They can't get enough. She's being treated like a celebrity. An autograph please, and can you curse my laptop? I feel so alive.

"The first thing on my bucket list would be the complete eradication of the term bucket list."

Sid & Nancy & Scott

"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."

'Outré!'

Man arrives at fancy ball in snow shoes and canadian dress

"Damn it, Hollister, you're totally ruining casual Friday."

Sharks surround the White House

'It's better to work for yourself in Hell than to work for someone else in Heaven.'

The Man in the Charcoal Mask