Fashion Iconoclast Gifts

"Damn it, Hollister, you're totally ruining casual Friday."

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"They're comfortable."

Man arrives at fancy ball in snow shoes and canadian dress

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Punks get old.

'Outré!'

"Done."

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

The latest in Eyewear.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

As Seen Watching TV

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Chuck Berry

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Bad Influence of TV

Bruce Willis

"Nice chords Wayne!"

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Real men have facial hair.

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.