Bridal Iconoclast Gifts

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

"They're comfortable."

Had enough of the box.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

Bridal bootcamp

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

Bad Influence of TV

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Self raising Lazarus.

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

Punks get old.

"This still life is an example of the use of irony in postmodern art."

Caution: Bridal Crossing.

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

'Dress code?'

"Damn it, Hollister, you're totally ruining casual Friday."

Man arrives at fancy ball in snow shoes and canadian dress

'Outré!'

Utter horror. Sadie has become a Youtube star. Get outta here. I shot video of her ranting about her hatred of technology and posted it on Youtube. People love it. They can't get enough. She's being treated like a celebrity. An autograph please, and can you curse my laptop? I feel so alive.

Sid & Nancy & Scott

"The first thing on my bucket list would be the complete eradication of the term bucket list."

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'