Bridal Iconoclast Pillows

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

"They're comfortable."

Had enough of the box.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

Bridal bootcamp

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Bad Influence of TV

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

Self raising Lazarus.

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

Punks get old.

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

Caution: Bridal Crossing.

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

Sid & Nancy & Scott

"The first thing on my bucket list would be the complete eradication of the term bucket list."

'Outré!'

Man arrives at fancy ball in snow shoes and canadian dress

"Damn it, Hollister, you're totally ruining casual Friday."

'No thanks, darling. If I ate cake at all my weddings, I'd weigh a ton.'