Ironclad Patience Gifts

Long interview wait

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Are you done yet?'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Snail crossing

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

'There, but for the grace of an ironclad contract go I.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

"Are you going to move?"

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'...... in sickness and in health, through the long lean years before tenure or perhaps no tenure, for better of for worse ......'

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"I've had it with the nineties!"