Patience Jedi Gifts

"No one is available to take your call at the present time."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Fishing.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

"Are you going to move?"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"I'm just phoning to tell you your 'cheque in the post' has just arrived."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Ice Whaling

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'We'd better go home, Jimmy. We're driving your mother up the wall.'