Ironclad Realist T-Shirts

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Bathroom Fairy

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Now that's power."

'There, but for the grace of an ironclad contract go I.'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Self raising Lazarus.

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

Hogwarts Academy. What magic? This is a veterinary school specializing in swine skin conditions.

"So ... taking that nap during my performance review was a very bad idea."

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

"That's Terri and Kip. . . our Imaginators. And over here is Al. He's our Get-real-inator."

'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.'

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

Genius.

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"Nope, Genies come in lamps. What usually washes ashore is garbage, sewage, medical waste and an occasional litigator."

'Of course you realize; Grizwell's now honor bound to give us the raise we've asked for.'

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I can grant you 3 wishes, but I'm not responsible for the tax ramifications.'

"This still life is an example of the use of irony in postmodern art."

Witch uses her broomstick as a washing line.

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'