Imaginative Realist T-Shirts

'Will passengers please step back from the platform edge NOW.'

"Science fiction? Boring! It's always about gravity and blue skies and two-legged aliens. I prefer non-fiction."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Seagiraffes

My First Camera

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

The Map of the human brain

"You left this on our ship."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Here be dragons.

Fishing Tales

Use your imagination.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Hair Crop Circle

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Alien Snowmen

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Where the wild things were."