Imaginative Realist Gifts

'Will passengers please step back from the platform edge NOW.'

"Science fiction? Boring! It's always about gravity and blue skies and two-legged aliens. I prefer non-fiction."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Seagiraffes

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

My First Camera

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

The Map of the human brain

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"You left this on our ship."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Hair Crop Circle

Here be dragons.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Fishing Tales

Use your imagination.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Characters jumping out of a book.

Alien Snowmen

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Where the wild things were."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Real Life/Surreal Life

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."