Home Run Maker Gifts

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

"A little high and inside."

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"John, the bees go on the outside."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"Man, he pulled that one out of thin air!"

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

Big Business : "He never makes the same mistakes twice. Every day he discovers new ones."

'You can't beat home groan.'

'Hi Hon, just calling to let you know I'm on my way home.'

'What a trip I had - I accidentally got on a drone.'

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

"Oh, is that today?"