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Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Shower curtain call.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

"A little high and inside."

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

"John, the bees go on the outside."

Robot League Baseball. The player upgrades are great this year! New batteries and antennas will increase our home runs and decrease strike outs. They'll hit with more power, yet still make consistent contact! A software patch will cut down on errors. And the catcher's signs are encrypted now so they won't get stolen. Even with all that stuff, the most important upgrade is organic, grown in a biology lab! Yeah, every member of the pitching staff has a live arm!

"Man, he pulled that one out of thin air!"

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

Big Business : "He never makes the same mistakes twice. Every day he discovers new ones."

'You can't beat home groan.'

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

'Hi Hon, just calling to let you know I'm on my way home.'

'What a trip I had - I accidentally got on a drone.'

Drag Racing Today. Well, so much for the getaway power.