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"A little high and inside."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Planting veggies

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Indoor Football

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"Man, he pulled that one out of thin air!"

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."

Robot League Baseball. The player upgrades are great this year! New batteries and antennas will increase our home runs and decrease strike outs. They'll hit with more power, yet still make consistent contact! A software patch will cut down on errors. And the catcher's signs are encrypted now so they won't get stolen. Even with all that stuff, the most important upgrade is organic, grown in a biology lab! Yeah, every member of the pitching staff has a live arm!

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

"Don't even think about letting them in until the house is dirty again."

'You can't beat home groan.'

'Hi Hon, just calling to let you know I'm on my way home.'

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

'And make sure the house is clean before the cleaner arrives.'

Stand up and be counted! But watch out for low ceilings!

'Lassie, come home!!'