Home Run Hoorayer T-Shirts

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Indoor Football

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"A little high and inside."

Tia Carmen returns home on Christmas.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

Connor Wickham

"Man, he pulled that one out of thin air!"

The International Exchange Student Comes Home

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

"It's all right for you, my job sucks."

'Of course you can move back in with us, Son... but after only one day?'

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

'Hi Hon, just calling to let you know I'm on my way home.'

'Stop grumbling-on this farm everyone works.'

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

Knocked it out of the park

Welcome Home!

'Yo, coach! I think I found that promising young fielder with the hot bat who suddenly disappeared in the playoffs last fall!'

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''