Home Run Hoorayer Prints

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Indoor Football

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"A little high and inside."

Tia Carmen returns home on Christmas.

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

Robot League Baseball. The player upgrades are great this year! New batteries and antennas will increase our home runs and decrease strike outs. They'll hit with more power, yet still make consistent contact! A software patch will cut down on errors. And the catcher's signs are encrypted now so they won't get stolen. Even with all that stuff, the most important upgrade is organic, grown in a biology lab! Yeah, every member of the pitching staff has a live arm!

The International Exchange Student Comes Home

"Man, he pulled that one out of thin air!"

Connor Wickham

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

'Hi Hon, just calling to let you know I'm on my way home.'

"It's all right for you, my job sucks."

'Of course you can move back in with us, Son... but after only one day?'

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

'Stop grumbling-on this farm everyone works.'

Knocked it out of the park

'Lassie, come home!!'

'Gribner is batting .317 with six home runs and a positive steroid testing average of just .17 lifetime. Here's the pitch.'

Sammy Sosa

'Yo, coach! I think I found that promising young fielder with the hot bat who suddenly disappeared in the playoffs last fall!'