Home Run Hero Fan Prints

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Monster Baseball

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Indoor Football

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'The nurse wanted you to pee in THIS type of cup.'

Altar Ego

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

What would happen if Shakespeare lived centuries later and tried being a baseball umpire? Out, damned spot! Out, I say! Can you explain the infield fly rule. It is madness yet there is method in it! What's in a name? A rose by any other name would hit as sweet! Fair is foul, and foul is fair. You should stick to writing.

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Sports Medicine.

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

"My dad is more into technology than sports. I dropped a ball today, so he thinks my mitt has a virus."

I use the word "batter" when talking about either of my two favorite things, pancakes and baseball!

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

T-Rex Baseball

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

At spring training.

Mom Umpires

A Not So Grand Slam.

'Safe!'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'