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"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

The Giamatti era

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"A little high and inside."

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

"Man, he pulled that one out of thin air!"

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

Robot League Baseball. The player upgrades are great this year! New batteries and antennas will increase our home runs and decrease strike outs. They'll hit with more power, yet still make consistent contact! A software patch will cut down on errors. And the catcher's signs are encrypted now so they won't get stolen. Even with all that stuff, the most important upgrade is organic, grown in a biology lab! Yeah, every member of the pitching staff has a live arm!

'Hi Hon, just calling to let you know I'm on my way home.'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

'Gribner is batting .317 with six home runs and a positive steroid testing average of just .17 lifetime. Here's the pitch.'

How a big hitter perceives the world, various objects outside of pitch numbered as points

"Stay fair, stay fair, c'mon, stay in... Wait, shouldn't I be running?!"

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

There's nothing like a good workout!

Knocked it out of the park

'Yo, coach! I think I found that promising young fielder with the hot bat who suddenly disappeared in the playoffs last fall!'

Sammy Sosa

'Lassie, come home!!'

'I hadn't realized the job market was so bad.'